Bad Stripper T-Shirt

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Bad Stripper T-Shirt by Paul Baines

This design was influenced by my soul mate Chris, she’s often commented how very down-to-earth and basic (shall we say?), I am in bed. Well there’s the first problem, it’s not just bed, it’s in our relationship in general. No matter when you’re reading this it’ll still boil down to the truth, that in general men and women aren’t all that similar after all, it really does go far beyond your taste in clothes and what’s hiding between your legs. It’s an approach to life, a combination of nature and nurture resulting in a defined sexuality and therefore a division between the two. Flowers and romance or just a good …

Sure life isn’t that cut and dry, there’s no black and white option, there are plenty of greys in there to choose from. I heard recently that scientists have found a correlation between sexuality and brain mass. Essentially if you’re female or a homosexual man you have a perfectly symmetrical brain, if you’re male or a lesbian woman, then one side will be a tiny bit bigger than the other. Now, as far as I’m concerned symmetry is the be all and end all in nature, a sign of perfection in design, oh dear, I have a wonky brain… :/

Bad Stripper is exactly what you’ll see in the bedroom of most suburban homes across the world. If the wife/girlfriend initiates a little erotic foreplay you can expect a modicum of effort at the very least, but if it’s not and her male counterpart is attempting the ritual, expect to see socks. I’ve been consciously working on leaving the socks in the bathroom so I don’t kill the moment, I can’t understand why anyone could fetishize feet, horrible things if you ask me. Oh well each to their own I suppose.

Lads, do your ladies a favour, I don’t mean perform a Karaoke version of Barry White in a flashing leather thong, no, just take your socks off.

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