Short-STACK Tee

One of a couple of highly limited shirts, I love the crazy promo shot for this tee, the graphics are of course great, it looks like someone is bulking up lol. ;) There’s a nice little piece of subtle logo branding on the back too.

Ass-Backwards Tee

Probably the best piece of branding subterfuge I’ve ever seen. Geddit?

Party Animal Tee (Limited Edition)

Here’s a limited edition tee for the girls (or “dolls” according to SSA). I love the design but I’m not so keen on the colour combo, although I’m not a “doll” unless it’s Action Man I suppose hah.

Sweet ‘n’ Simple Tee

Last but not least it’s the Sweet ‘n’ Simple Tee, an ultra clean design, really smooth lines, and more food related craziness from the team at SSA. Very tasty…

See ‘em all at www.sgrstk.com.

“When we put them on, we became super and mutated as well; getting all jacked up like we were in the first row of a Vanilla Ice concert! (is there even a second or third row?). Next thing we know we were underneath a dock, doing our best to smash said dock to bits all the while cursing the Ninja Turtles!“

Super Shredder Tee

So be warned, even if it is the coolest take on a Superman Tee in donkey’s years its effects still might drag you into a long running fight with some of the worst superheroes ever conceived. Turtles that like pizza and martial arts and live in the sewer where they jibe on each other about being fat, lazy, and vain. None of them ever get drunk or stoned or have girlfriends or  curse so I am guessing they’re a little bit hard line religious too. Shredder had the right idea as far as I am concerned, but as usual, toon baddies never win. Dammit. If there are any cartoon characters with a chip on their shoulder reading this blog please can you murder the following:

• Jerry
• The Road Runner
• TMNT
• Itchy, actually just do the whole cast of The Simpsons – they need retiring!

Anyway all the tees are $18 each – Guys: 8.5oz 100 % cotton tubular pre-shrunk jersey (S-XL) – Girls: 7.5 oz 100% ringspun cotton. Super soft with slight stretch longer length, slightly scooped neck (S/XL).

Friendly Monsters Tee

If you’re brassic at the mo’ then you can always download their free Friendly Monsters wallpaper here.

Tolky Monkys’ crazy world of cartoon tees are on sale again, in case you’ve forgotten their inimitable style (how could you?) check out this reminder…

Tolky Monkys Sale Now On

See them all and snap up some bargains today at www.tolkymonkys.com/en.

If you’re in London on Saturday 12.12.09 you’re welcome to pop along to their Xmas bash at the newly refurbished Hustlin’s Bakery, but be prepared for disappointment as i’d lay good money down the place will be packed before early evening! The address is at the Hustlin Bakery, 68a Merton High Street, London SW19 1BE. Click here for event details. On the night music and big tunes will be provided iamsarahyoung.com and Jammy from 8pm – late. There will also be a special catering service provided by Shacky Sweet-Tooth consisting of crates of Ros√© and delicious cakes so make sure you arrive early for that. Do bring a bottle btw!

The big event coincides with a new collection of limited edition T-shirts that will be made available on the day. Inspired by early 80′s & 90′s arcade/console classics, from Nes to Neo Geo, Space Invaders to Street Fighter 2, Justin Hustlin will be presenting its latest series entitled ‚ÄòSince 81′ series. Each piece is produced by hand in extremely limited amounts, is silk screen printed and will be released exclusively at Hustlin’s Bakery.

Check these out for some arcade inspired tees:-

The release of the first 2 Tees in the series were voted by their fans for (via Facebook and Twitter) and as a special thank you to all for such a great 1st year, each T-shirt in the ‚ÄòSince 81‚Ä≤ series will be priced at £20.

The Bear-Doe Bear NES Tee

1UP in Invader Tee

To avoid disappointment you can place your pre-orders here or you can email them to us at info@justinhustlin.com.

If you do make it to the party you might want to try out their very own custom arcade machine which will be in full effect on the night, so come and get your ass whooped on Streetfighter 2 by Dirty Dre or get the highest score to win some freebies!