Cynical Tees at LoveIsLame.com

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Some may say that these days people aren’t as sensitive they used to be, perhaps even de-sensitised to the world around them, and who could blame them? Just about everything in life of any real value has either been dismissed or over-sentimentalised by almost every corporation after your buck or political party scrounging for your vote. So it makes a lot of sense to see labels like Love Is Lame emerging in the t-shirt scene, offering a subtly humorous yet jaded view on the world we live in these days. As the old saying goes ‘no one likes a smart ass’ but the fact is mealy the mouthed guy or girl standing in the corner of the kitchen complaining about everything under the sun is far more likely to nab a hit comedy show than a born entertainer with nothing but smiles for an adoring public.

The truth is a vast majority of people are wise to the world these days, all those broken promises, all those lame duck ideas, all the phoney advertising claims, and overrated celebrities, you name it, someone somewhere is royally screwing it up. No worries folks, LoveIsLame.com is one step ahead of you, and offer a limited range (so far) of future classics for our cynical age. You can tell exactly where they’re heading, at least creatively, by the name of the label. I am sure a lot of people will argue with the sentiment, hey I love my GF to bits, but even I remember those days, months, years, looking for my perfect match, and I can tell you there were plenty of times I thought just the same. Sitting in the rain waiting for a train after a washout of a gig or club or party, sneering at the loved up couple snogging on the other end of the bench, whispering sweet incomprehensible nothings, calling each other by ridiculous nicknames, oblivious to the misery around them. Of course, eventually I found a woman who couldn’t stand those kind of people either. Game, set and match.

But enough about my love life lol, let’s check out this niche t-shirt niche, via the expert offerings of LIL – not quite offensive, jaded humour t-shirts, for a cynical world… read more

Wear A Shirt To That All Important Interview

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I suck at interviews. The only really important one I’ve ever had (except a few to get in to art college yonks back) was for Campaign Magazine, it was way back when I though I could possibly stand working for someone else, 9 to 5 as Dolly used to squawk. However it was all down hill after they gave me the job. the truth is I had the strangest experience at the group interview stage, yes there are a few companies who still bother doing that, don’t ask me why, perhaps they are looking for natural born leaders. If the Haymarket Group which owns Campaign Magazine thought I was a leader then they were profoundly mistaken. All I’ve ever managed to do is lead people up the garden path, metaphorically speaking that is. I don’t mean I grab strangers and walk them up and down the back of my house (which is only a very small patch of decking anyway), that would be too weird, even for me. read more

Bad Stripper T-Shirt

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Bad Stripper T-Shirt by Paul Baines

This design was influenced by my soul mate Chris, she’s often commented how very down-to-earth and basic (shall we say?), I am in bed. Well there’s the first problem, it’s not just bed, it’s in our relationship in general. No matter when you’re reading this it’ll still boil down to the truth, that in general men and women aren’t all that similar after all, it really does go far beyond your taste in clothes and what’s hiding between your legs. It’s an approach to life, a combination of nature and nurture resulting in a defined sexuality and therefore a division between the two. Flowers and romance or just a good …

Sure life isn’t that cut and dry, there’s no black and white option, there are plenty of greys in there to choose from. I heard recently that scientists have found a correlation between sexuality and brain mass. Essentially if you’re female or a homosexual man you have a perfectly symmetrical brain, if you’re male or a lesbian woman, then one side will be a tiny bit bigger than the other. Now, as far as I’m concerned symmetry is the be all and end all in nature, a sign of perfection in design, oh dear, I have a wonky brain… :/

Bad Stripper is exactly what you’ll see in the bedroom of most suburban homes across the world. If the wife/girlfriend initiates a little erotic foreplay you can expect a modicum of effort at the very least, but if it’s not and her male counterpart is attempting the ritual, expect to see socks. I’ve been consciously working on leaving the socks in the bathroom so I don’t kill the moment, I can’t understand why anyone could fetishize feet, horrible things if you ask me. Oh well each to their own I suppose.

Lads, do your ladies a favour, I don’t mean perform a Karaoke version of Barry White in a flashing leather thong, no, just take your socks off.

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Fantastic Bonanza – Fantastic T-Shirts!

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There’s a limited (let’s call it exclusive :)) but highly desirable t shirt collection at FantasticBonanza.com that will blow your socks off. I came across the site by chance so I’m sure they’ll appreciate some more visitors, well worth a visit if you’re looking for something a little different (actually completely different!). read more