Running With Scissorhands Tee

admin    T-Shirts     Depp, Scissorhands, funny t shirts, movie tees, sports t-shirts, springleap

It’s funny, I was just writing about how most funny t-shirts need to improve in the artwork department. Well, here’s another example of why one doesn’t need to compromise another. It’s the latest winning t-shirt at S.A crowdsourcing site Springleap.

Running With Scissorhands Tee

Designed by Kookylove (don’t worry that’s not their real name) and available for £17 in sizes S-L for girls and S-XL for the guys.

Cake And Rockets

admin    T-Shirt Reviews     Cake And Rockets, Chicago tees, funny t shirts, funny tees, humor tees

Cake and Rockets, a marvellous name for a rather funny yet talented Chicago based t-shirt label. You can read the whole story behind the choice of name here. What I really like about C&R is the fact that unlike too many labels out there who produce ‘funny tees’, they have kept their eye on the ball when it comes to the quality of illustration and design of their latest four tees. Their artists include the awesome Joshua Kemble, the highly talented Tasha Chapman and the supremely intricate Laura Barnard. I’m always getting requests from dodgy t-shirt labels that flood the market with ripped off jokes printed on cheap tees. Cake and Rockets, if there are saints in the t-shirt world, should be the patron saint of funny t-shirt brands. They shine the light and show the way forward for all those lazy poorly designed humour-based t-shirt brands out there.

Abe’s Civil War After-Party (Beer Pong!) Tee

First of two insanely long tee titles. Still the artwork is great, this one’s by the über cool Santiago Sanchez. Available in baby blue, sizes S-XL for guys and S-L for girls at $19.99 each.

Ahab Enjoys Starbuck’s Coffee While Moby Plays In The Background Tee

Available in lime, sizes S-XL for guys and girls at $19.99 each. Mad, but ultimately loveable illustration by Tasha Chapman.

Astronauts of SoHo

We’re talking N.Y SoHo and not the kinky one in London here in case you’re wondering. UK illustrator Laura Barnard encourages all you New Yorkers to share in her imagination – no they’re not water towers, they’re rockets. Lovely black on silver tee in S-L for girls and S-XL for guys at $19.99 each.

Del Toro Lane

Being a Brit, and an old git, I’ve no idea where Del Toro Lane is. I will take Joshua Kemble‘s word for it that it is indeed brimming with bullfighters :0 6 Colour illustrated tee in sizes S-XL for guys and girls at $19.99 each.

The rest are more text based tees, not too much to my liking, but I’m guessing these four tees definitely mark the way ahead for Cake and Rockets! See more at www.cakeandrockets.com.

Life Is Short Tee

admin    T-Shirts     Dane Thompson, Diffrent Strokes, Flickr, art tees, celebrity tees, funny t shirts, limited edition t-shirts

I’ve just reviewed the work of Dane Thompson at my urban art blog and had to give his awesome t-shirt a plug, so where better than here? I grew up watching Diff’rent Strokes and the inimitable Gary Coleman who died in 2005 from pneumonia brought on by heart surgery. His life was a sad tale to tell, suffering a lifetime of autoimmune disease, his parents ripped him off as a child forcing him to sue, he spent time in prison and his career panned after his early success. Gary Coleman was a real fighter, his amazingly confident performance as Arnold Jackson, the youngest adopted son of the Drummond family saved an otherwise dull TV offering. I didn’t like Diff’rent Strokes as much as Fresh Prince, it was a little less patronising than The Cosby Show, but Gary’s character and his famous catchphrase “What ‘chu talkin’ about?” was a regular greeting at my school for a year or so. Life proceeded to dump on the guy after his short stint of fame (no pun intended) and for many it’s a lesson in how f*cked up the world of fame and celebrity really is.

Life Is Short Tee

This superb design is one of a wide selections of work from Dane’s DST to Infinity illustrated street art project, and it’s a damn fine drawing! I love this tee, I really do, it’s such a poingnant subject, and somehow it manages to celebrate a sweet nostalgia rather than merely delve into the pain and suffering of Gary Coleman. You can order yours for $28 in sizes S-L – email DST@Geloe46@mac.com to order yours today!

Less Than Positive

admin    T-Shirt Reviews     Less Than Positive, black and white tees, funny t shirts, political tees

Less Than Positive are a brand new (they sold their first tee on 9/2/11) Singapore-based label after my own he(art), their blurb reads “Incorporating designs that are laced with a tinge of cynicism and subversion, Less Than Positive takes potshots at things common and familiar.” It’s nice to find a fellow ‘pot-shooter’, it’s something I aim to do with my own art. It’s also nice to see a subversive political edge finally breaching the outer security perimeter of a generally decorative market that needs to beef up its agenda in these angry times of recession and depression. All the tees feature photo-montage designs, clean cut and generously printed with a penchant for black and white, and mainly black heh. Pre-order any of these troublemaking tees for SGD$32 each which works out at about $25/£15 each…

Faceless Tee

The classiest emoticon t-shirt in history! Political oppression served with a corporate smile. Pre-order in black in sizes S-XL.

I See Idiots Lots Of Them Tee

No need for a sixth sense this time round, just take a look around you. Then again it’s all relative, what does a guy like Stephen W. Hawking think of the rest of us with an IQ of 160 rolling around that mind. Then again the actress Sharon Stone has an I.Q of 154 so perhaps most of us are idiots after all. Pre-order in black in sizes S-XL.

Always Be Smiling Tee

Corporate ninja shares a sense of humour, most likely at our expense! Pre-order in black in sizes S-XL.

We Hate Mondays Too Tee

Definitely my fave of the collection, almost up there with this South Park episode. Kim Jong-illin’ with his crew. Nice reference to that one hit wonder and saviour of Africa by Sir Bob. Pre-order in white in sizes S-XL.

For more edgy tees lower your expectations of life and raise them for fashion at www.LessThanPositive.com.

Fairly Wasted Tee

admin    T-Shirts     British t-shirts, Fairly Wasted Tee, WayOut, brand tees, funny t shirts

Here’s a party lovin’ classic in t-shirt form for all you suffering from a hangover today – courtesy of Brit brand WayOut.

Fairly Wasted Tee

A lovely serving of British sarcasm with this misappropriation of a familiar brand from mum’s kitchen. If you’re feeling this one and fancy giving prior warning to your fellow party-goers (or drunk burglars judging by the  model) then you can get their Fairly Wasted tee in black for £12.50 each.

There’s a kind of annoying Paypal button which means you will need to email them your gender and size to find out if it’s in stock. Bad move! I’d get that shop cart installed pronto! If you are a fan then see the rest of WayOut’s gear at www.WayOutTshirts.co.uk.

Walken Dead Tee

admin    T-Shirts     3 Wolf Moon Tee, Clack!, Walken Dead Tee, funny t shirts, funny tees, zombie t-shirts

High-end Floridian designers and screen printers Clack! Industries like to dabble with the occassional personal project from time to time just for a little fun. As it happens they have just released a new tee called the Walken Dead, a fine tribute to the living movie legend that is Christopher Walken. In particular his role as psychic Johnny Smith in the classic Cronenberg pulp horror masterpiece that is The Dead Zone. That’s the original 1983 film and not the bloody awful TV remake. When will TV programmers ever learn?

Walken Dead Tee

Christopher Walken is the man, well he used to be. He’s been in at least half a dozen of my favourite movies, he got mixed up in a fake presidential candidacy, and he’s still pretty light on his feet for an old guy. The design is an extraordinary slice of Photoshop goodness, if you’re into zombies this is as classy as it gets. Buy it in S-XXL for $25 (plus $3 for XXL sizes and shipping).

Whilst I’m at it I have to feature their other t-shirt at the store (there are only two). It’s a fantastic parody of the internet phenomenon that is the Three Wolf Moon. It’s not so much the design that took off in a big way as the buyers’ comments which must be some of the funniest sarcasm I have ever read – even if it is the lowest form of humour. On that note let me introduce to you…

The 3 Hippopoticorn Moon Tee

Bloody hilarious, what more can I say? Get this sublimely ridiculous t-shirt in S-XXL for $25 (plus $3 for XXL sizes and shipping).

If you need a great design house / print shop in Florida then check out their site at www.ClackIndustries.com.

Frit People Tee by Bourdi

admin    T-Shirts     Bourdi, French T-Shirts, Frit People, funny t shirts, funny tees

French artist Bourdi has released his latest tee via RueDuTeeShirt.com and it’s a cracker. You might be familiar with Bourdi’s work, he’s a regular contributor to the French t-shirt community Mr. Poulet. Now that’s a site I need to feature again sometime, nice shirts! Anyway, check this out…

Frit People Tee

For those who need a translation ‘Frit means fries’, so essentially they’re French Fries, haw he haw he haw. Love it. Not keen on the store though, looks like a print on demand site which means you can get the design on just about anything you like, but the t-shirts seem decent enough and start at €16.90 each. Here’s the Google Translate link if you need it.

See more of Bourdi’s funny t-shirt designs at his blog.

More Geek Chic at 604Republic

admin    T-Shirts     604Republic, Smurf t-shirt, Smurf tees, funny t shirts, geek shirts, geek tees, zombie t-shirt, zombie tees

604Republic seem to be running on all pistons right now, they’re knocking out more and more high quality design and are starting to gain some serious clout in the market. Here are their latest tee releases, the first features a gamer’s closet, as opposed to the more usual closet gamer, and the second features none other than those little blue imps that doubled an oil company’s profits whilst subconsciously inferring that only female character Smurfette  …is a tramp. Yes you guessed it, those vile blue cretins The Smurfs. I used to collect them as a kid, I think I ended up executing them all very slowly with a large magnifying glass on a particularly hot Summer’s day. Ahh for the memories.

Gamer’s Closet Tee

This one’s available in both blue and silver, everything you need to battle virtual foes and frenemies is included in the price :p Get this tee for $19.95 in sizes S-XL.

Blue Horde Tee

Love it, anything to get my mind off the likelihood that the old skank Smurfette must have been servicing the whole village for over 30 years by now. I’m a big fan of all things zombie related, if you haven’t seen the latest contribution to the genre, check out The Horde (it’s in French – but it’s worth straining with subtitles for pure cinematic zombie mayhem). Anyway back to the t-shirt, it’s awesome, dead Smurfs on toast for me please. Get this tee for $19.95 in sizes S-XL.

More geek chic at www.604Republic.com.

FaceLift Shirts

admin    T-Shirt Reviews     FaceLift Shirts, double sided tees, funny t shirts, funny tees, graphic tees, inside out

This one should put a smile on your face, or at least your chest! FaceLift Shirts are the Kinder Eggs of the t-shirt world, expect a special surprise inside each and every tee they produce. All the tees are on offer at $21.95 each available in organic, recycled 100% sustainable shirts which are some of the softest money can buy, or their highly durable 50/50 Polycotton shirts. Most are available in a choice of colours and small to XXL sizes. A cute illustration style too…

Chuckles Tee

If you know someone who’s scared of clowns freak them out when they meet Chuckles. I’d loved to have seen a “killer clown” version lol.

Foot-ballin’ Tee

One for the jocks…

Momma Said Knock You Out Tee

Ouch!

Monkey-N-Around Tee

My fave out of the lot. I was born in the Year of the Monkey which might explain the fascination. Pass me a banana…

Wear My Sunglasses at Night Tee

Who said that?

See more of their funny tees at www.faceliftshirts.com.

Baby Tees With A Difference!

admin    T-Shirt News     Evian, baby tees, funny t shirts

Take a look at these absolutely hilarious tees available via French mineral water brand Evian. They’re all available at 30 Euros each, two for the guys, one for the ladies. It’s supposed to be something to do with the “Live Young Community” whatever the hell that is. I guess it’s all a spin-off of their ad campaign by the advertising agency BETC Euro RSCG, who designed the shirts. Ah well, get your nappies on then :D

More info at: www.shop.evian.com