Prepare To Meet The All New Disturbia

Just had a rather exciting email from Frank at Disturbia Clothing. They’ve redesigned their whole site and let me assure you it’s dead snazzy, the store is encased by a rather meaty looking bass amp in true Marshall style. Even better it’s faster to load and the product images are bigger than ever! What’s more they’ve just released their latest Autumn/Winter Collection for 2009 and all I can say is wowzers – there are a few new tees there to die for – I mean not literally, you can always buy them, but then again I wouldn’t be surprised if you bump into a zombie punk or two at the check out.

Let’s just say that something very big has been happening at Disturbia, there might be experimental drugs in the water supply, or perhaps they’ve tortured their artists until they’ve excelled beyond everyone’s expectations, but things have evolved incredibly fast since I last wrote about this label. I have already found a couple of instant classics there that will blow your t-shirt craving mind. Wait a minute. Ssshh. I can hear a disturbance outside. Yep it’s those damn zombies again. Okay when they burst in make sure to shoot them in the head, if you don’t they’ll eat your brains. In the meantime let’s drool over some Disturbia newbies to their personal asylum of macabre and appocalyptic vision. In other words let’s look at two of their new tees :/

Mary Tee

Mary Mother of Christ – it doesn’t get much better than this. This t-shirt, the simply but aptly named Mary is probably going to end up being my favourite design of the year. It’s not just beautifully drawn, it’s so jaw-droppingly offensive, I know a lot of Christians will hate this, unless there are a few goth and emo followers of the big cheese out there with a taste for worshipping a zombie god, but man, wow, lost for words. Take a look at that insane detail, it’s just stunning isn’t it? I truly believe that Disturbia have outdone themselves this time, it will be extremely difficult for them to keep their artists working to this high level of concept and polish. As it happens the next t-shirt comes very very close. You can buy this incredible tee for men and women at just £20 in black sizes S to XL.

Rasputin Tee

Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia’s greatest love machine. The immortal words of Boney M. I don’t think they’ve seen him in a while, death doesn’t suit his former lifestyle as a beard toting, crazy-eyed, sex mad, guru and prophet of the beyond. Still I am sure he can still turn on the charm when he needs to, or at least hypnotise his victims with the maddest stare in history. I’ve seen photos of the guy taken just after his death, even then he had a look in his eyes that could turn anyone to stone. Enigmatic doesn’t go halfway to explaining this man’s power over everyone he met. I love the slight biblical references in this design, the blessed fingers remind me of a Monkey moment, you know, when he whistles and calls down his cloud. Lol – you probably had to be there (meaning: be old enough to watch badly dubbed TV classics). Still, back to this beauty – absolutely beautiful textures on this tee, a zany spiral background and a skull can never go amiss. This t-shirt has it all, history, zombies, mystical powers, what more could a dead Russian icon ask for? Another fantastic t-shirt available for men and women at just £20 in black sizes S to XL.

Check out the whole collection at www.disturbiaclothing.co.uk – absolutely superb!