Apr

Unleash The Humour At Crazy Dog T-Shirts

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It’s been quite a while since we’ve featured a hardcore “funny t-shirts” store, some may say it’s a little old school, but hey we can all do with a laugh in this miserable economic recession (or is it a depression?) we’re experiencing these days. If you want high art we have featured plenty of t-shirt designers to fulfil all your creative needs, but if you want cheap laughs, and you want them to keep on coming you could do a lot worse than take a look at the vast collection of funny tees at Crazy Dog T-Shirts and don’t worry they don’t bite!

The humour is solid from one design to the next, some you will be familiar with, others you might not have come across before, but rest assured somewhere in CDT’s store you’re bound to find at least a few t-shirts to raise a smile, induce a wince, or even extract a laugh or two from you (if you’re not too hungover or feeling particularly deep and meaningful). Whatever your style and taste you have to admit it’s fun just to wear something for a laugh now and again. I have a soft spot for some of their 80s retro tees but there are plenty of popular contemporary designs available too including movie humour tees, vintage or modern you can still have a giggle, just don’t expect any deep thoughts and revelations and you should be fine – CDT is sort of the t-shirt equivalent of a drunken bar brawl where no one gets seriously hurt and everyone’s friends by the end of the night.

What’s more you’ll be glad to know Crazy Dog are having a Spring Sale on right now where you can pick up plenty of their funny, bad-taste and offensive tees for just $9 each. Plus, if you want a laugh and are almost flat broke there’s always the clearance section where you’ll find funny tees including mystery tees from just $6! If you’re totally broke you could always try earning a few dollars through their affiliate programs – they offer two plans for for clicks and the other conversions, so it shouldn’t be long before you’re rolling in funny tees, cash, or around the floor with laughter. Everyone of CDT’s tees are printed on super soft cotton and most are available from small to 3XL sizes. So without further ado here are our top pick of funny t-shirts at www.CrazyDogTshirts.com.

Know You From Facebook T-Shirt

What exactly is the point of Facebook? I was convinced by several graffiti artists that I should join to keep in touch with “the scene” and to be honest I have regretted it ever since. Almost everyday there’s a heap of emails in my inbox urgently telling me to login and when I do all I have are requests to fight zombies or come to a club opening on the otherside of the world, or make friends with a Russian Gangsta or a Thai woman looking for a wealthy American husband (I am neither). Yes now and again I get a message from a friend, but really, if they’re a real friend I know they will email me eventually or even dare I say it call? Yes phones still exist. Anyway besides all that I’m guessing that Facebook like most other social networks is really just another way for randy Freshmen and women to attract the opposite sex, and guessing by their Know You Facebook T-Shirt ($14.99) so does Crazy Dog!

Yesterday’s Recycle T-Shirt

Now once upon a time if I wore the same thing day after day I’d be called unhygienic amongst other things, but nowadays we all have to do our bit for the environment (what’s left of it), so I thnk it’s rather apt that Crazy Dog are offering the Yesterday’s Recycle T-Shirt ($12.99), the message is clear, being dirty and unshevelled is good for the planet. I’ve always thought I most kids of a few generations ago were accidentally doing far more to protect the world’s ecology than they do now. The truth is you can only rely so far on recycled cotton, water-based inks and charity donations, there’s a point where you have to consider that perhaps not buying anything anymore and wearing what you do have to death is probably a more noble choice, it’s just that you’d better be living in a shack in a middle of a field if you carry this logic through to its final conclusion. The truth is if environmental damage don’t end the lives of your loved ones then accumulated B.O will. I’d like to see CDT produce this tee in recycled cotton just to carry the message home, it’s funny but hey they could still do a little more on the ecological side whilst they’re at it?

Save A Tree Eat Animals T-Shirt

Definitely not one for the vegetarians out there, I did used to be a veggie way back when, I think it was the abstinence from meat that finally made me cave in and switch back to the dark side. Back in my adolescence I got in with a group of “right-on” kids who did all sorts of things to save animals, hardly any of liked vegetables which made life difficult so we’d mainly survive on Pot Noodle, Quorn, Beanfeast and other rather unsavoury snacks, until most of us were too grey, thin and depressed to move and then the rot set in. I think one of my schoolmates switched back to fish and began waving tuna sandwiches in our face, someone tried to clock him one on the jaw and fainted with exhaustion, then somehow within a year we’d thrown our cotton and rubber Kung-fu slippers in the trash, bought leather jackets and stuffed our faces with burgers, that’s peer pressure for you. I love animals, I own three cats and look after two strays who live out back, don’t ask me why they probably can spot a sucker a mile away. But the truth is if I didn’t eat meat now and again I’d probably and most literally die, I am certainly not a healthy eater, I don’t really enjoy most food to this day and it’s probably down to the experimental chemicals used in early prototype instant snacks of the 80s, still the bunny is cute on this tee – Save A Tree Eat Animals T-Shirt is printed on soft cotton and available for $14.99.

Squirrel ADD T-Shirt

Attention Defecit Disorder used to get a lot of coverage in the media a few years back, I suppose they got bored and moved on to something else, I know it’s not right to pick on a disease or rather those who suffer from it but when you compare the history of mankind with today’s society everything seems to be classed as a disease now. In the early eighties if a kid was bored at the back of the class it was usually because he couldn’t read, had dyslexia or didn’t give a hoot what was going on. These days it’s usually blamed on a chemical reaction of some kind and usually treated with another. Life I must add is very distracting these days, if you watch TV, a lot less people bother these days, but if you do you might have noticed there are more ad breaks than ever, in fact the budget for advertising outweighs the budget for most TV stations as a rule. Corporations spend millions on barely 30 seconds of action packed, surreal animated, celebrity endorsed, high speed junk and then it’s back to a repeat of an old comedy show or a dodgy movie you first saw a decade or two ago. The world moves faster and the market encourages consumers to get bored if they didn’t then… blah blah blah blah – hey? Where did you go? Oh well you can get the Squirrel ADD Tee for $16.99 at Crazy Dog along with a heap more funny tees if that’s your bag or rather your t-shirt.

Cheer up, the world is in a mess but I’m sure it can only get better (famous last words), have a laugh and induce a few from those around you with a funny tee from www.crazydogtshirts.com!